“Draw (and photograph) an accurate and realistic image of my face in the sand on a beach that I can use as a Facebook profile picture. If it’s recognisable as me u will receive £50 towards your fund.”

We lined you up with the sun behind you, I made you lean a little and tilt your head so that a perfect profile was visible in the sand. And I simply traced.

Moments later when I was trying to tidy up the sand around your portrait and photograph it whilst you were sitting several metres away, a large Indian family stopped to see what I was doing. They chattered away looking at the pic and then started pointing at you, then back at the drawing, laughing and clapping. They tried to give me 500 Rupees to draw their youngest daughter.

Shadows don’t lie.

That.